User:Madara uchiha99

My Ninja Sensei

This article is a ransom article. This is the reason. The reason is the reason and if you don't agree with me then you must die. The reason is that MADARA UCHIHA attacked this page and hypnotized its author to support him and if he doesn't he will destroy Narutopedia. By the way, TOBI RULES!!!!!!!!! XD

Madara uchiha99: THIS IS FAKE

Madara Uchiha: YOU LIAR! MANGEKYO SHARINGAN!!!!!

Madara uchiha99: XX#@ (is dead)

MADARA UCHIHA WILL EAT YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT AND KILL YOU AND USE TSUKUYOMI TO MAKE YOU SUFFER FROM A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND KILL YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL YOU DIE
Don't believe me? Talk to the emotionally scarred guy up there who's dead.

Shikamari
Yes, yes, I am a fan of ShikaMari. (Shikamaru x Temari) It was bound to be...

ORANGE RANGE ROCKS!!!!!
THEY DO!!!!

Quote of the Week
Interview with Madara!!!

Madara uchiha99: So, Madara, why did you get Mangekyo Sharingan in the first place?

Madara Uchiha: So I could do this:

Madara walks into a store. Madara: I want a candy bar, a soda, and a pizza. Store Clerk: Coming right up. The store clerk brings Madara his food. Store Clerk: That'll be $10, please. Madara: Heck no! Mangekyo Sharingan!!! Madara uses Tsukuyomi on the store clerk, in which the clerk is surrounded by money. Store Clerk: Whoopee!!!! MONEY!!!!! Madara sneaks out of the store with his food. However, he falls asleep after eating.

Madara uchiha99: Okay... So if you're the founder of Uchiha, then where'd you hear of Mangekyo Sharingan?

Madara Uchiha: I don't know!!! I just did!!

Madara uchiha99: Okay, so why did your little brother get Mangekyo Sharingan?

Madara Uchiha: So he could rob convenience stores too. He wanted to be just like his big brother.

Madara uchiha99: So, why did you name the group "Akatsuki?"

Madara Uchiha: Because in Tsukuyomi the moon is red.

Madara uchiha99: From whom was the Uchiha clan descended?

Madara Uchiha: I think it was my brother. That would explain the clan's fear of Mangekyo Sharingan. But I think the part of the clan that has tried for decades to get to my level is descended from me.

Madara uchiha99: Do you think Sasuke will beat Itachi?

Madara Uchiha: Ummmm...................I don't know who'll win, because I don't want to lose a bet.

Madara uchiha99: Okay, this concludes the interview with Madara Uchiha. See you next week!

Madara uchiha99's previous Quotes of the Week

HAHAHA!!!!!
Madara Uchiha: Over 500 edits!!! HAHAHA!!!! Now we're halfway to my goal of 1000 hits, and when that is done, we will TAKE OVER THE FORUMS!!!! HAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Click on this in the contents if you don't feel like doing what I say ~Madara Uchiha
MANGEKYO

SHARINGAN!!

Madaraboro Cigarettes ~Madara Uchiha
Madaraboro Cigarettes are the latest in tobacco technology. They don't even contain tobacco but they contain the Amaterasu flame. Want to know how the Madaraboro Cigarettes contain that fire? Well, they don't. And that's the best part. You simply throw one at something (or someone... hehehe...) and it's burned to the ground!!! Made by Madara Uchiha's Mangekyo Sharingan.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Seeing as these cigarettes are manufactured by Madara, you should stay away from this product. But what the heck, the surgeon general doesn't say anything to degrade a cigar brand in any way, so all I can say is that prolonged exposure to this product will get you burned. If you're not Madara, though, we don't give a hoot. Please note that Madara Uchiha is not legally responsible for any deaths that may WILL occur while using this product.

I HATE MINATO ~Madara Uchiha
Madara Uchiha: I HATE MINATO!!! He ruined my Kyuubi attack. Waah. If anyone likes him, then watch: as I use Madaraboro Brand Amaterasu on Narutopedia.

Madara uchiha99: But I don't feel that way about him. I think he's pretty cool. He's like, RASENGAN!!!! and the bad guys are like, aah you got me. And he's Naruto's dad!!! His hair is all fuzzy and crazy and yellow! And-

Madara Uchiha: SILENCE!!! OR I WILL USE AMATERASU ON YOU TOO!!!!!!

Madara uchiha99: But...

Madara Uchiha: DON'T YOU TALK BACK TO ME! I AM MADARA UCHIHA!!! MANGEKYO SHARINGAN!!!

Madara uchiha99: XX#@ (is dead(again))