Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-34432463-20180122205616/@comment-26773508-20180217043601

Itachi sneezes near Sakura. Sakura goes hysterical.

SAKURA: Kyaaa!!! I just inhaled Sasuke-kun's brother's nasal droplets!! That means I just inhaled DNA that is a partial match to Sasuke-kun!! Kyaaa!!! [Nose-bleeds and faints]

In all seriousness, Sakura vs healthy Itachi is just THAT pathetic of a fight.