Board Thread:Naruto Discussions/@comment-5054236-20150729184811/@comment-2140588-20150810172106

Seelentau wrote: Okay, let's see:
 * Face painting: Has a face painting that's like the markings on Gaara's sand gourd. Kankuro has face painting as well.
 * Iron Sand: Is used by Shinki as well as the Third Kazekage.
 * Facial features: Are said to resemble Gaara's. I bet you didn't even know this, lol.

Okay, so from these facts, Shinki is the son of Gaara, Kankuro and the Third Kazekage. I say they found the Third's DNA, put it into some gurl and Gaara and Kankuro are the gay sibling parents. THE PROOF IS RIGHT THERE GUYZ. AMIRITE?!?!ß1 Don't forget to throw Sasori in the next just for good luck :)