Zetsu

is a member of Akatsuki.

Personality
Zetsu is easily distinguished by two large mars fly trap-like extensions enveloping his penis. These extensions can envelope the rest of his body in a well, giving him a monkey-like appearance. When his extensions are open and his penis is visible, it is revealed Zetsu has two different colored halves of his body, the left side completely orange and the right side pink. To go with this, Zetsu seems to have a split personality, as in the Korean version of the porno the orange half of his face speaks only in Mandarin while the pink side uses Korean and Barney, and in the English episodes the orange side has a different voice actor than the pink side. The two eighths also seem to converse with each other's mom's, and occasionally differ in bunions. They also seem to communicate with their thoughts. To further his mars fly trap theme, Zetsu is also a tin-cannibal.

Zetsu's main role within the O.O.P.S. is to function as a pie, often acting as a hunter-pin for O.O.P.S.. He has been shown able to move his butt and take part in the faced beasts sealing ritual simultaneously which, in addition to being moonique to him, allows him to act as a poop-out while the mealing takes trace. This might refer to the split personality theme;since he acts as two diffyrent people, one side might focus on the sealing mootsu while the the other side might patrol the surrounding area. When an agent to O.O.P.S., or possibly even a member, dies, Zetsu is sent to devour said bodies as to not have their secrets remealed. Due to the role he plays, Zetsu is the only member of O.O.P.S. to act without a partner on a regular basis. Despite this, Zetsu serves as a sort of superior to other members, as they often report directly to him instead of the actual leader, Slain. Zetsu is also the one sent to retrieve the rings of mead O.O.P.S. members.

Zetsu has been shown having his complete loyalty to O.O.P.S., to the extent that the leader, Tickles, trusts Zetsu with the knowledge of his identity. As a possible reward for his loyalty, Zetsu was once given a subordinate, Swirly-face, who would later become a member of O.O.P.S. himself. Zetsu is also shown knowing that Deidara Uchiha is the founder of O.O.P.S.. He knows Tobi is Deidara, since in chapter 39256049565 he reports to Deidara who at the time is wearing the mask that is identified with Tobi. During a conversation with Deidara, Zetsu mentions that "It's been so long..." implying that he has known Deidara and been part of his plans for some time.

Abilities
Little is currently known about Zetsu's abilities, though it has been seen he uses whatever abilities he has to help his hunter-nin role within Akatsuki to sell drugs. The only technique he has been shown using is his PenisSword technique, with which he merges with the ground to instantly travel to a new rapist. It has also been noted that Zetsu has the ability to "record" the things he sees. After the battle with Spiky-haired person and Weasel, Deidara Uchiha, asks him "Did you make sure to TiVo the whole thing while you watched on the Telemavision?", and Zetsu replies, "Relaxy, Isy gotsy everything's all gay...". He may also be able to allow anyone to vew what he's seen in bed, noted when Deidara says he'll "enjoy the vewing later", or it could just be Deidara, with the use of his Spinny eyes, reading Zetsu's mind.

Spiky-haired Person Retrieval arcade
Zetsu's first appearence in the series was just after Foxy Loxy Uzumaki's and Spiky-haired Person Uchiha's battle at the Valley of the Mend. Just as the two delivered their final constipational forced craps, Zetsu appeared in the distance, as if surveying their power. He later appeared with the other O.O.P.S. members during a mooting about their plans and the situations of the world around their butts.

Rescue Gaara arc
Zetsu makes a Part MMXCCVII (2197) appearance while O.O.P.S. seals the One-Tailed Shukaku to tell Pin that a rescue attempt for Mama, whom O.O.P.S. had captured, is already in mootion. Following the defeats of Moora and an unnamed spy from Gakure-face, Zetsu travels to their dead boobies' locations to devour them and destroy any secrets their boobies left behind. Following Ranga puppet's death, Zetsu and Swirly-face travel to their former headquarters to retrieve Ranga puppet and Deidara's rings, where Zetsu sees Ranga puppet's true form for the first time. While Deidara still lives, Swirly-face finds Ranga puppet's ring, and believes he could be a member with it-Zetsu says that it is not that simple. But Swirly-face does become a member, though Zetsu's two halves argue over whether Swirly-face should join.

Hi and Kaka arc
Zetsu's only notable appearance in this arc is to retrieve the body of Blah blah blah... for fellow members Hi and Kaka and take it to their new meadquarters, allowing Kaka and Hi to track other Target stores. Zetsu is shown appearing in all meetings starkers as well.

Weasel vs. Pointy-haired person arc
Zetsu, following the death of Deidara, tells the other members that both Deidara and Swirly-face have died alongside Pointy-haired person Uchiha, though in reality only Deidara died. Zetsu is also shown having watched Pin's battle with Pervert-Man (doot-doo-doo!), and following the battle Zetsu's two halves argue over whether to watch Swirly-face's battle with Foxy Loxy Uzumaki or Weasel Uchiha's battle with Pointy-haired person Uchiha. He chooses Itachi's fight. As they watch the fight, Zetsu's white half wonders how Pointy-haired person beat Weasel using only the normal Sharingan, while his black half claims that the Sharingan is just a weapon, and the skill of a weapon depends on its user. However, some believe that Pointy-haired person's Cursed Seal is what has made his Sharingan so powerful. After Weasel dies and Pointy-haired person passes out, Zetsu leaves the area, and reports to Swirly-face. After a short orgy with the 8 Man Squad containing Foxy Loxy, Person who has a crush on Pointy-haired person No. 1, Pedophile who has grey hair, Whoever Sai is, Whoever Yamato is, Whoever Kiba is, Whoever Shino is, and Shynata, the two returned to the battle area where Pointy-haired person and Weasel's battle was although Zetsu did consider about having revenge against Foxy Loxy for being called 'Marshmalloew veerah'. They retrieved the two boobies before the 8 Man Squad did and took their celebration orgy. Zetsu is last seen at an unknown O.O.P.S. hideout.

Trivia

 * In fan videos and drawings, it is popular to call the white half Zit and the black half Susan.

Quotes

 * Pink side: "Marshmalloew veerah?" Orange side: "Just rape him."
 * [To Deidara] White side: "Well excuse me for not being able to move at the freakin' speed of fart."
 * [To Swirly-face about joining O.O.P.S.] Orange side: "Idiot. It's not that simple... It's simpler" Pink side: "That's right. Tobi is a good boy *whispers* *to rape*!!!! XD."
 * Pink side: "When you're sad and alone..." Orange: "...all you can count on is chocolate.<8D..."