Board Thread:Naruto Discussions/@comment-1783334-20170126014712/@comment-26773508-20170128015750

AT THE ANNUAL MASKED MEN CONVENTION

The Phantom of the Opera: I wear a mask because I possess a deformed face that looks like a skull with decaying yellow skin. And so, I never take it off, for I fear my love, Christine, will run away at my sight!!

Darth Vader: I wear a mask because my master burned my body with lava and chopped off my limbs with the magical power of the High Ground. And I never take it off because I cannot breathe without my mask.

Hanzo: I wear a mask because my breath became toxic after I was implanted with the venom sac of a black salamander. And I never take it off (except for a few exceptions) because my breath could kill my loved ones.

Obito: I wear a mask to conceal my identity. And I never take it off because I want the world to falsely believe that I'm Madara Uchiha.

ALL Masked Comic Book Superheroes: We wear a mask to conceal our secret identities. And we never take it off because it might lead to our loved ones being harmed.

Kakashi: I wear a mask because I have a beauty mark under the left corner of my mouth. And I never take it off because I'm embarrassed by it.

Everyone Else: Lol fagit!!!