User:Madara uchiha99

My Ninja Sensei

This article is a ransom article. This is the reason. The reason is the reason and if you don't agree with me then you must die. The reason is that MADARA UCHIHA attacked this page and hypnotized its author to support him and if he doesn't he will destroy Narutopedia. By the way, TOBI RULES!!!!!!!!! XD

Madara uchiha99: THIS IS FAKE

Madara Uchiha: YOU LIAR! MANGEKYO SHARINGAN!!!!!

Madara uchiha99: XX#@ (is dead)

===MADARA UCHIHA WILL EAT YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT AND KILL YOU AND USE TSUKUYOMI, AMATERASU, AND SUSANOO AT THE SAME TIME TO MAKE YOU SUFFER FROM A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND KILL YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL YOU DIE===

Don't believe me? Talk to the emotionally scarred guy up there who's dead.

Shippings
Shikamaru x Temari (mutual)

Hinata x Naruto

Sakura x Lee (mutual)

Sai x Naruto

Sai x Sasuke!!!!??? Well, think about it: Sai was going to break into Sasuke's room; Sasuke being on his bingo book. Maybe Sai planned to do something ELSE with Sasuke besides kill him... (shudders) And also, Otoko No Ko Doushi No Jutsu!

Sai x Sai's "brother"(None of the Sai ones are mutual)

Pein x Konan (mutual)

Tenten x Neji

That's all I can think of for now

ORANGE RANGE ROCKS!!!!!
THEY DO!!!!

Quote of the Week
Interview with Madara!!!

Madara uchiha99: So, Madara, why did you get Mangekyo Sharingan in the first place?

Madara Uchiha: So I could do this:

Madara walks into a store. Madara: I want a candy bar, a soda, and a pizza. Store Clerk: Coming right up. The store clerk brings Madara his food. Store Clerk: That'll be $10, please. Madara: Heck no! Mangekyo Sharingan!!! Madara uses Tsukuyomi on the store clerk, in which the clerk is surrounded by money. Store Clerk: Whoopee!!!! MONEY!!!!! Madara sneaks out of the store with his food. However, he falls asleep after eating.

Madara uchiha99: Okay... So if you're the founder of Uchiha, then where'd you hear of Mangekyo Sharingan?

Madara Uchiha: I don't know!!! I just did!!

Madara uchiha99: Okay, so why did your little brother get Mangekyo Sharingan?

Madara Uchiha: So he could rob convenience stores too. He wanted to be just like his big brother.

Madara uchiha99: So, why did you name the group "Akatsuki?"

Madara Uchiha: Because in Tsukuyomi the moon is red.

Madara uchiha99: From whom was the Uchiha clan descended?

Madara Uchiha: I think it was my brother. That would explain the clan's fear of Mangekyo Sharingan. But I think the part of the clan that has tried for decades to get to my level is descended from me.

Madara uchiha99: Do you think Sasuke will beat Itachi?

Madara Uchiha: Ummmm...................I don't know who'll win, because I don't want to lose a bet.

Madara uchiha99: Okay, this concludes the interview with Madara Uchiha. See you next week!

Madara uchiha99's previous Quotes of the Week

Stanza I
There once was a time so long ago

When the mighty tree was yet to grow

When two brothers, hand in hand,

Were the strongest in the land.

Each one tried to surpass the other.

Yet no foe could beat the brothers.

With their eyes they conquered clans,

The whole world inside their hands,

Until one very fateful day,

When the elder's eyesight went away,

Such was the price of all the power

That had once blossomed like a flower.

His brother tried and tried again,

But all his efforts were in vain.

Gone was the power of the mottled fan

That he used to wear as a man

Yet one day he woke to surprise,

In the darkness of his eyes

He stole his brother's from his face

And put them in his own eyes' place

And stained the soul of the mottled fan

With his brother's blood by his own hand,

That speckled, stained, and mottled fan

That he used to wear as a man

Stanza II
But even so, he conquered clans

With the new strength of a new man

Until one day he met two men

That led a clan of more than ten

And by the three of those men's hands,

They soon established a new land.

But two of them could not agree;

Quarreling over the sprout of the tree.

So then they fought at a secret place,

The mottled fan lost in disgrace,

The disgraced, stained, and mottled fan

That he ceased to wear as a new man.

Stanza III
I'll get to this tomorrow.

Madara uchiha99 (talk), Kanji: うちは マダラ 九十九, Romaji: Uchiha madara kyū-jū-kyū 01:47, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Note: Madara means mottled. Uchiwa means nonfolding fan. This is why I called it the mottled fan.

HAHAHA!!!!!
Madara Uchiha: Over 500 edits!!! HAHAHA!!!! Now we're halfway to my goal of 1000 hits, and when that is done, we will TAKE OVER THE FORUMS!!!! HAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Click on this in the contents if you don't feel like doing what I say ~Madara Uchiha
MANGEKYO

SHARINGAN!!

Madaraboro Cigarettes ~Madara Uchiha
Madaraboro Cigarettes are the latest in tobacco technology. They don't even contain tobacco but they contain the Amaterasu flame. Want to know how the Madaraboro Cigarettes contain that fire? Well, they don't. And that's the best part. You simply throw one at something (or someone... hehehe...) and it's burned to the ground!!! Made by Madara Uchiha's Mangekyo Sharingan.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Seeing as these cigarettes are manufactured by Madara, you should stay away from this product. But what the heck, the surgeon general doesn't say anything to degrade a cigar brand in any way, so ignore that last sentence. All I can say is that prolonged exposure to this product will get you burned. If you're not Madara, though, we don't give a hoot. Please note that Madara Uchiha is not legally responsible for any deaths that will occur while using this product.

I HATE MINATO ~Madara Uchiha
Madara Uchiha: I HATE MINATO!!! He ruined my Kyuubi attack. Waah. If anyone likes him, then watch: as I use Madaraboro Brand Amaterasu on Narutopedia.

Madara uchiha99: But I don't feel that way about him. I think he's pretty cool. He's like, RASENGAN!!!! and the bad guys are like, aah you got me. And he's Naruto's dad!!! His hair is all fuzzy and crazy and yellow! And-

Madara Uchiha: SILENCE!!! OR I WILL USE AMATERASU ON YOU TOO!!!!!!

Madara uchiha99: But...

Madara Uchiha: DON'T YOU TALK BACK TO ME! I AM MADARA UCHIHA!!! MANGEKYO SHARINGAN!!!

Madara uchiha99: XX#@ (is dead(again))