User:Madara uchiha99

My Ninja Sensei

This article is a ransom article. This is the reason. The reason is the reason and if you don't agree with me then you must die. The reason is that MADARA UCHIHA attacked this page and hypnotized its author to support him and if he doesn't he will destroy Narutopedia. By the way, TOBI RULES!!!!!!!!! XD

Madara uchiha99: THIS IS FAKE

Madara Uchiha: YOU LIAR! MANGEKYO SHARINGAN!!!!!

Madara uchiha99: XX#@ (is dead)

MADARA UCHIHA WILL EAT YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT AND KILL YOU AND USE TSUKUYOMI TO MAKE YOU SUFFER FROM A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND KILL YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL YOU DIE
Don't believe me? Talk to the emotionally scarred guy up there who's dead.

Shikamari
Yes, yes, I am a fan of ShikaMari. (Shikamaru x Temari) It was bound to be...

ORANGE RANGE ROCKS!!!!!
THEY DO!!!!

Quote of the Week
Interview with Madara!!!

Madara uchiha99: So, Madara, why did you get Mangekyo Sharingan in the first place?

Madara Uchiha: So I could do this:

Madara walks into a store. Madara: I want a candy bar, a soda, and a pizza. Store Clerk: Coming right up. The store clerk brings Madara his food. Store Clerk: That'll be $10, please. Madara: Heck no! Mangekyo Sharingan!!! Madara uses Tsukuyomi on the store clerk, in which the clerk is surrounded by money. Store Clerk: Whoopee!!!! MONEY!!!!! Madara sneaks out of the store with his food. However, he falls asleep after eating.

Madara uchiha99: Okay... So if you're the founder of Uchiha, then where'd you hear of Mangekyo Sharingan?

Madara Uchiha: I don't know!!! I just did!!

Madara uchiha99: Okay, so why did your little brother get Mangekyo Sharingan?

Madara Uchiha: So he could rob convenience stores too. He wanted to be just like his big brother.

Madara uchiha99: So, did you miss your brother?

Madara Uchiha: Well, I did. I dreamt about him every night. One day, though, I met someone that became my new best friend, succeeding my brother, and my old best friend. That person became the First Hokage.

Madara uchiha99: So, why did you become evil?

Madara Uchiha: When I became an outcast in the First Hokage's eyes, I decided that friends were only in the way of becoming truly powerful, and that the pursuit of power such as the Mangekyo Sharingan can rid you of those obstacles that tie you to goodness, and make you do evil things, that make you blind to goodness, even if your doing such things stops you from becoming blind. But that information didn't matter to me then. It was too late for me. The only thing that these eyes could bring now was pain.

Madara uchiha99: Wow. I never knew such an evil person could say that.

Madara Uchiha: Me neither.

Madara uchiha99: So, why did you name the group "Akatsuki?"

Madara Uchiha: Because in Tsukuyomi the moon is red.

Madara uchiha99: From whom was the Uchiha clan descended?

Madara Uchiha: I think it was my brother. That would explain the clan's fear of Mangekyo Sharingan. But I think the part of the clan that has tried for decades to get to my level is descended from me.

Madara uchiha99: Do you think Sasuke will beat Itachi?

Madara Uchiha: Ummmm...................I don't know who'll win, because I don't want to lose a bet.

Madara uchiha99: Okay, this concludes the interview with Madara Uchiha. See you next week!

Madara uchiha99's previous Quotes of the Week

HAHAHA!!!!!
Madara Uchiha: Over 500 edits!!! HAHAHA!!!! Now we're halfway to my goal of 1000 hits, and when that is done, we will TAKE OVER THE FORUMS!!!! HAHAHA!!!!

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Click on this in the contents if you don't feel like doing what I say ~Madara Uchiha
MANGEKYO

SHARINGAN!!

I HATE MINATO ~Madara Uchiha
Madara Uchiha: THIS: is what I think of  Minato Namikaze!!! He ruined my Kyuubi attack. Waah.

Madara uchiha99: But I don't feel that way about him. I think he's pretty cool. He's like, RASENGAN!!!! and the bad guys are like, aah you got me. And he's Naruto's dad!!! His hair is all fuzzy and crazy and yellow! And-

Madara Uchiha: SILENCE!!! MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!!!!

Madara uchiha99: XX#@ (is dead(again))