Board Thread:Naruto Discussions/@comment-1783334-20170126014712/@comment-26773508-20170126124954

Kiba: Umm...Sakura, can you spare me a bottle of your favourite shampoo? It seems to be out of stock at the moment.

Sakura: Sure Kiba. But why do you need it? You're not a girl!!

Kiba: Well, it's actually for someone special!!

Sakura: *winks* Wow, so you have a girlfriend? And she likes the same shampoo that I do?

Kiba: Ugh no!! It's for Akamaru!! Pakkun-san recommended it to me. He said you use the same shampoo as well.

Sakura: SHANNAROOOOOO!!!

[Kiba is punched into outer space, which ends up destroying the moon and killing Toneri. Akamaru bites Sakura in revenge and she dies of rabies. Everyone lives happily ever after.]