Board Thread:Naruto Discussions/@comment-26006790-20140914041240/@comment-1018594-20140914161930

Shikamaru and Temari shack up, obviously. They have two kids; one loyal to Konoha and the other to Suna. Kankuro becomes that creepy uncle you can't leave the kids around for too long.

Kakashi never takes a wife. He takes up continuing the Icha Icha series, as requested in Jiraiya's will, and mourns the loss of his Sharingan dearly, as that would have helped greatly with his research.

Ino goes crazy after Sasuke dies and Sai says some dumb shit that makes her want him 100% of the time. He doesn't complain because hey, it's Ino.

Naruto gets with Sakura but then becomes irreversibly depressed because he was in love with Sasuke the entire time, and had to kill him the save the world. He then dies of a heart attack at age 24 after eating nothing but fucking ramen his entire life.