Board Thread:Naruto Discussions/@comment-1783334-20160928055427/@comment-27821571-20161116155505

Your momma is so fat, even Kaguya's Byakugan couldn't see through here.

Jiraiya had a hard time fighting Pain. It looked like he needed a hand.

I can relate to Shukaku. Here is why:
 * Chubby
 * Dark circles under eyes
 * Cute, but will fight you
 * Annoys people while asleep

What is the fastest way to get a girls heart? Banshō Ten'in + Black Receiver.

Did you see Deidara's new jutsu? It blew Sauske away.

What do Tsunade and jokes about age have in common? They never get old.