Board Thread:Naruto Discussions/@comment-25464204-20140925215818/@comment-25349026-20140929164946

1. Cancer. I mean really, after all that bullshit we just saw who the hell could kill this guy?

2. He rolled a 1 on his 'to hit' and critically failed and tripped, fell down a hill, impaled himself on some branches, then rolled into a village that was burning down. Then was hit by a meteorite.

3. From a broken heart, because no one loves the Hyuuga.

4. "stronger" is a relative term, but Hiruzen is a pimp daddy who was heralded as the greatest hokage ever. Take it for what you will.

5. She didn't need anything. But who doesn't want mindless plant slaves?

6. Some Senju and other clans people went east of the land of fire and used 'Sperm release: fill womb no jutsu' in the land of waves.