Board Thread:Naruto Discussions/@comment-1783334-20170126014712/@comment-26773508-20170412192525

Cloudtheavenger wrote: (When Black Zetsu stabbed Madara) It was at this moment Madara knew, he f**ked up. [After Old Madara "creates" Black Zetsu in order to guide Obito after his death, Madara and Black Zetsu are left alone for a while]

Madara :  Damn Zetsu!! I've been living in exile for countless decades now. I was forced to live my life without experiencing some fine kunoichi asses like I used to in my youth!! Oh how I miss those days!!

Black Zetsu :  If thou so wish, I'm here for your pleasure, my Lord!!

Madara :  Oh Zetsu! You indeed are my WILL!! Make sure you'll finger me from behind after I've been revived by Nagato. I wanna feel that sweet feeling in my a$$ right after I achieve victory and cast the Infinite Tsukuyomi!!!

Black Zetsu :  As you wish, my Lord!!

[18 years later]

TTJ Madara :  The Mugen Tsukuyomi has finally been cast!! I'm now the Saviour of the World!! Kuro Zetsu, I'm getting too excited!! Finger my a$$ NOW!!

Black Zetsu :  As you wish!!

[Zetsu stabs Madara from the back!!]

TTJ Madara :  Bu....but...Zetsu....I told you to finger my a$$, not my heart!!!

Black Zetsu :  Well, figuratively speaking, I just "fingered" your stupid a$$ behind your back, in the worst possible way imaginable!! Mwahahahahaha!!!!

TTJ Madara :  Motherfucker!!!