Board Thread:Naruto Discussions/@comment-1783334-20160928055427/@comment-26773508-20170110165026

Ok I know these aren't quite good, but perhaps more creative people can add more interesting jokes on this theme:

WHAT IF NARUTO CHARACTERS WERE IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY:

"My ANACONDA dont... My ANACONDA dont... My ANACONDA dont want none unless you've got SHARINGANS, hon!!!" - SONG: Anaconda; ARTIST: Orochi Minaj

"Can't see my... Can't see my... No they can't see my HASHI Face!!! (Tsunade's gonna get fucked so badly!!)" - SONG: Hashi Face; ARTIST: Lady Madara

"I kissed a boy and I LIKED it..." - SONG: I Kissed a Boy; ARTIST: Naruto Perry/Sasuke Perry

"(Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can't wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me) Use your eye and save me from the dark!!" - SONG: Bring Me Back to Life; ARTIST: Victims of Infinite Tsukuyomi

"Been spending most their lives living in the douchebag's paradise Been spending most their lives living in the douchebag's paradise Keep spending most our lives living in the douchebag's paradise Keep spending most our lives living in the douchebag's paradise" - SONG: Douchebag's Paradise; ARTIST: Kirigakure feat. ANBU Roots