Board Thread:Naruto Discussions/@comment-1783334-20170126014712/@comment-26773508-20170126124954

Kiba: Umm...Sakura, can you spare me a bottle of your favourite shampoo? It seems to be out of stock at the moment.

Sakura: Sure Kiba. But why do you need it? You're not a girl!!

Kiba: Well, it's actually for someone special!!

Sakura: *winks* Wow, so you have a girlfriend? And she likes the same shampoo that I do?

Kiba: Ugh no!! It's for Akamaru!! Pakkun-san recommended it to me. He said you use the same shampoo as well.

Sakura: SHANNAROOOOOO!!!

[Kiba is punched into outer space, which ends up destroying the moon and killing Toneri. Akamaru bites Sakura in revenge and she dies of rabies. Everyone lives happily ever after.]

P.S. For those who don't get the joke, there's an episode in Part 1 where Pakkun reveals that he uses the same shampoo as Sakura. That happens during Orochimaru's Konoha Crush, when Sakura, Pakkun, and Shikamaru (iirc) are tracking Naruto, Sasuke and the Sand Siblings.