Board Thread:Naruto Discussions/@comment-25531508-20140923043228/@comment-25349026-20140924203338

ItachiWasAHero wrote: He isn't overrated. He was 69 when he died.. he was an old ass man. He did not do what Danzo did and stole Hashi DNA, and Sharingans(even with those Danzo did NOT want to fuck with Hiruzen). He did not have a kekkei genkei or a giant summoning. Yet it was said he never lost a single battle. He was the strongest of the 5 kage, that includes the 4th kazekage, 4th raikage, 5th mizukage, and Onoki. Hiruzen was labeled God of Shinobi because Orochimaru says that if he was even 59 when they fought, Orochimaru would have lost no doubt. Hiruzen is a true God of Shinobi because he became number 1 without having or stealing a kekkei genkei, giant summonings, senjutsu, or a tailed beast. You all forget he was one person Akatsuki and Danzo never wanted to fuck with. I just wish Kishimoto would of shown us Hiruzen in his prime so everyone could shut up.

Thank you Itachi, I couldn't have said it better, but I will add for dramatic effect.

In this day and age, there are those naive enough to measure the value of a man by the size of his dick. People have similarly done this with Naruto in a number of ways including but not limited to...

Measuring Jinchuriki by the number of dicks they have

Measuring Uchiha by the calibur of dick moves they have

Measuring Senju/Uzumaki by how big their dicks, er...chakras are

Measuring Sages by if they have toad, snake, slug, or other dicks

Measuring other ninja by how many elemental dicks they can use and or combine

Now, to quote many satisfied women and probably some men the world over, "Its not how big it is, its how you use it." Sarutobi Hiruzen was a bad ass who didn't need no kekkei genkai, bijuu, doujutsu, or other crutch to show just how man he was. He did it on his own. Also, with all the innuendo it should be noted that Hiruzen had the biggest pole after all, his name is Enma. Also, isn't it poetic he died at 69?