User:Madara uchiha99

My Ninja Sensei(talk)                                                             Me(talk)

This article is a ransom article. This is the reason. The reason is the reason and if you don't agree with me then you must die. The reason is that MADARA UCHIHA attacked this page and hypnotized its author to support him and if he doesn't he will destroy Narutopedia. By the way, TOBI RULES!!!!!!!!! XD

Madara uchiha99: THIS IS FAKE

Madara Uchiha: YOU LIAR! MANGEKYO SHARINGAN!!!!!

Madara uchiha99: XX#@ (is dead)

===MADARA UCHIHA WILL EAT YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT AND KILL YOU AND USE TSUKUYOMI, AMATERASU, AND SUSANOO AT THE SAME TIME TO MAKE YOU SUFFER FROM A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND KILL YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL YOU DIE===

Don't believe me? Talk to the emotionally scarred guy up there who's dead.

Shippings
Shikamaru x Temari (mutual)

Hinata x Naruto

Sakura x Lee (mutual)

Sai x Naruto

Sai x Sasuke!!!!??? Well, think about it: Sai was going to break into Sasuke's room; Sasuke being on his bingo book. Maybe Sai planned to do something ELSE with Sasuke besides kill him... (shudders) And also, Otoko No Ko Doushi No Jutsu!

Sai x Sai's "brother"(None of the Sai ones are mutual)

Pein x Konan (mutual)

Tenten x Neji

That's all I can think of for now

ORANGE RANGE ROCKS!!!!!
THEY DO!!!!

GAARA TIME!!!
Madara Uchiha: Hahaha.... Look at the Ichibi host. He's dancing even though he's dead.

Madara uchiha99: He isn't dead. Chiyo-baa-sama revived him.

Madara Uchiha: WHAT!?????

Itachi's Adventures In Hell
Itachi's ghost: Oh....

Angel: Go towards the light!!!

Itachi's ghost: I can't. I'm blind.

Angel: Then I guess you'll just have to stay here with all the other blind ghosts.

Madara's brother's ghost: Welcome to the club!

Blind ghosts: Ugh..............

Itachi's ghost: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will Itachi ever get out of there? Find out next week!!! Madara uchiha99's previous Quotes of the Week

The Mottled Fan
There once was a time so long ago

When the mighty tree was yet to grow

When two brothers, hand in hand,

Were the strongest in the land.

Each one tried to surpass the other.

Yet no foe could beat the brothers.

With their eyes they conquered clans,

The whole world inside their hands,

Until one very fateful day,

When the elder's eyesight went away,

Such was the price of all the power

That had once blossomed like a flower.

His brother tried and tried again,

But all his efforts were in vain.

Gone was the power of the mottled fan

That he used to wear as a man

Yet one day he woke to surprise,

In the darkness of his eyes

He stole his brother's from his face

And put them in his own eyes' place

And stained the soul of the mottled fan

With his brother's blood by his own hand,

That speckled, stained, and mottled fan

That he used to wear as a man

But even so, he conquered clans

With the new strength of a new man

Until one day he met two men

That led a clan of more than ten

And by the three of those men's hands,

They soon established a new land.

But two of them could not agree;

Quarreling over the sprout of the tree.

So then they fought at a secret place,

The mottled fan lost in disgrace,

The disgraced, stained, and mottled fan

That he ceased to wear as a new man.

Then one day he hatched a plan

To get revenge on that man

So he could be the strongest root

Of the tree that followed suit

And prospered like no other city,

So he organized a committee

And he found a sacred fox.

He was immune to the shocks

That the fox gave off because

He was stronger than it ever was.

The mottled fan was powerful

But his attack was all for null

Because a man with spiky hair

Defeated it but the man did spare

The soul of it by sealing it

Inside a boy who'd never quit

Until he'd beat his enemies.

At least, that's what the world agrees.

And then he'd come to his last stand,

For the failure had shamed the mottled fan,

The disgraced, shamed, and mottled fan

That he no longer wore as a man.

The clan that he once founded grew

And soon their purpose, born anew,

Was steered away from the shamed man,

The one who wore a mottled fan.

But then the pride of the clan came,

Strangely, "weasel" was his name.

But he was drawn by the eyes of the man,

The one who wore a mottled fan,

When one day, that specific man,

The one who wore a mottled fan,

Came and helped him to kill his clan,

Except his brother, who fled and ran.

He did this so that one day, he,

Could get the same eyes (which he let see)

And one day he could kill his brother

And get eyes just like the other

One who followed that same path

So the tree could feel his wrath

And rule all cities and all clans

That stood in the way of the mottled fan;

That disgraced, shamed, and mottled fan

That he once wore as a man;

That speckled, stained, and mottled fan

That he once wore as a man.

Madara uchiha99 (talk), Kanji: うちは マダラ 九十九, Romaji: Uchiha madara kyū-jū-kyū 01:47, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Note: Madara means mottled. Uchiwa means nonfolding fan. This is why I called it the mottled fan.

HAHAHA!!!!!
Madara Uchiha: Over 500 edits!!! HAHAHA!!!! Now we're halfway to my goal of 1000 hits, and when that is done, we will TAKE OVER THE FORUMS!!!! HAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Click on this in the contents if you don't feel like doing what I say ~Madara Uchiha
MANGEKYO

SHARINGAN!!

Madaraboro Cigarettes ~Madara Uchiha
Madaraboro Cigarettes are the latest in tobacco technology. They don't even contain tobacco but they contain the Amaterasu flame. Want to know how the Madaraboro Cigarettes contain that fire? Well, they don't. And that's the best part. You simply throw one at something (or someone... hehehe...) and it's burned to the ground!!! Made by Madara Uchiha's Mangekyo Sharingan.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Seeing as these cigarettes are manufactured by Madara, you should stay away from this product. But what the heck, the surgeon general doesn't say anything to degrade a cigar brand in any way, so ignore that last sentence. All I can say is that prolonged exposure to this product will get you burned. If you're not Madara, though, we don't give a hoot. Please note that Madara Uchiha is not legally responsible for any deaths that will occur while using this product.

I HATE MINATO ~Madara Uchiha
Madara Uchiha: I HATE MINATO!!! He ruined my Kyuubi attack. Waah. If anyone likes him, then watch: as I use Madaraboro Brand Amaterasu on Narutopedia.

Madara uchiha99: But I don't feel that way about him. I think he's pretty cool. He's like, RASENGAN!!!! and the bad guys are like, aah you got me. And he's Naruto's dad!!! His hair is all fuzzy and crazy and yellow! And-

Madara Uchiha: SILENCE!!! OR I WILL USE AMATERASU ON YOU TOO!!!!!!

Madara uchiha99: But...

Madara Uchiha: DON'T YOU TALK BACK TO ME! I AM MADARA UCHIHA!!! MANGEKYO SHARINGAN!!!

Madara uchiha99: XX#@ (is dead(again))

Zetsu
Wait... Did Zetsu EAT Itachi? He must have, knowing he was dead. I wonder what Itachi tasted like. He might have tasted BAD!! Get it, because he's evil. Well, I don't know why Zetsu likes to eat people, because people might eat him because he looks like a giant salad leaf. Does Zetsu have a brain problem or what because he has two different personalities. Like, when Naruto called him "Aloe Man." He sure looks like one, but I wouldn't grind him up and use him to wash my hands because then they would get covered in blood. Does Zetsu even HAVE blood, or does glucose run through his veins? I think that would taste good. Maybe that's why Zetsu likes to eat bodies. But wait, the bodies are dead, so the blood might not taste so good. Blood doesn't taste so good anyway; it looks like tomato juice, and it tastes like it too, but it's A BREAKFAST CEREAL!!!! no it's not. it's blood. I've never tasted tomato juice before, but it must taste bad. Maybe tomato juice runs through Zetsu's veins, since he's just a big salad, so that may be why he likes to eat bodies. And he calls Orochimaru disgusting! Zetsu is really weird, but nonetheless, he's my favorite Akatsuki.

Madara Uchiha: WHAT DID YOU SAY!???

Sorry, I meant SECOND favorite Akatsuki.

Madara Uchiha: THAT'S BETTER.

Well, this is sort of disgusting, but I'm glad I could share my opinion about Zetsu. Madara uchiha99 (talk), Kanji: うちは マダラ 九十九, Romaji: Uchiha madara kyū-jū-kyū 15:55, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

Madara's Naruto Quiz!!! YAY!!!

 * 1) REDIRECT Madara uchiha99/madaraquiz

The other Akatsuki
Zetsu Pein Konan Hidan Kisame Sasuke, Itachi, and Orochimaru