Anko Mitarashi

Background
Ankon was once the student of Your Mom. Later he, along with nine others, were branded with Orochimaru's first ten samples of the Pimp Tattoo. Of the ten, Ankon was the only one to survive, establishing the one-in-ten chance of surviving the the Pimp Tattoo. Orochimaru supposedly rejected Ankon as a subordinate, believing he did not have the balls to survive in Detroit's 8 Mile. Orochimaru lost interest in him, though he believed there was some value in letting him live (for a short period of time). In the anime, after learning of her past, she was glad to discover that she wasn't tossed away like a horse's ass as he first had thought by Orochimaru, but chose to leave Orochimaru himself.

Personality
Akon has 'NO' personality! 'Nuff said.

Appearance
Ankon is fat; with a big fake beard, wearing girls sunglasses, a shirt that says "I Suck At Life", no hair, bare feet, and daisy dukes. He ways over 700lbs of pure fat; but don't tell him he's fat. He cries home to sleep when he hears that, so if you see him, tell him he's 700lbs of big muscle instead to boost his confidence and self-esteem.

Abilities
As a child, Akon was abandoned by his parents. Alone starving, he decided to "work the streets"; such as prostitution.

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