Talk:Zetsu

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Wait... Did Zetsu EAT Itachi? He must have, knowing he was dead. I wonder what Itachi tasted like. He might have tasted BAD!! Get it, because he's evil. Actually he wasn't evil. Well, I don't know why Zetsu likes to eat people, because people might eat him because he looks like a giant salad leaf. Does Zetsu have a brain problem or what because he has two different personalities. Like, when Naruto called him "Aloe Man." He sure looks like one, but I wouldn't grind him up and use him to wash my hands because then they would get covered in blood. Does Zetsu even HAVE blood, or does glucose run through his veins? I think that would taste good. Maybe that's why Zetsu likes to eat bodies. But wait, the bodies are dead, so the blood might not taste so good. Blood doesn't taste so good anyway; it looks like tomato juice, and it tastes like it too, but it's A BREAKFAST CEREAL!!!! no it's not. it's blood. Well, this is sort of disgusting, but I'm glad I could share my opinion about Zetsu. Madara uchiha99 (talk), Kanji: うちは マダラ 九十九, Romaji: Uchiha madara kyū-jū-kyū 15:51, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

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Umm, You're one Jonin in this pedia who questions and freaks out. Well, first off, Itachi was of course not eaten by Zetsu, more like his double-body, killed by the Oodama Rasengan. Well, he's part of a venus flytrap, so I guess he ate the body. That would explain it. I think his body is fused with a venus flytrap and another thing. Instead of blood, I also think it's glucose. By the way, if you know what a venus flytrap, then you know that it would also eat blood too. So I'm not sure if I helped. -- Rasengan888 20:15, 20 November 2008 (UTC)