No wonder naruto went after Sasuke

He wanted big titties

That's why in the ninja academy he tried acting cool and slik and went for sasukes kiss,though in reality that kiss was never an accident he done that on purpose because he knew he was a girl. Wait but why was sakura (a girl) chasing sasuke...

Sakura was gay the whole time (●__●)

And naruto wanted get some of Sasuke

And sasuke wanted some naruto (・_・;)

It all makes sence now😱

It does

So all them girls in that class who liked Sasuke

Was gay af ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

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This concludes our case

Case closed

I rest my case🥳🎉