Lets see...
-Rinnegan would either kill me due to chakra overuse or cripple me if I ever got anger issues
-Kurama would torment me and I would make no attempt to befriend him
-EMS is a gamble and i would probably end up rejecting the eyes anyway
-Killing someone for prolonged life would just make me shoot myself
-Wood Release is Wood Release
-Having an eldritch being inside me does not sit well.
Wood release