All posts by Hiyayaka-kun

Take note that Yahiko, Konan, and Nagato are not wearing the red cloud akatsuki cloaks, and they have not abandoned amegakure. I do not think they are allied with Hidan, they appear to be a third party at this point.

While I hate fillers as much as the next person, these are sort of entertaining. The Infinite Tsukiyomi provides the perfect atmosphere for filler as nothing has to try and adhere to ANY rules of canon as everything is a dream. I do want to see the final fight in animated form, but this is at least tolerable.

at least its not Dragon Ball Super...

Cat sage

Sleep to gain natural energy, then short bursts of psychotic energy, followed by sudden state of hunger and lethargy.

Weakness to mint

Page 1...Sharingan Nipples...REALLY KISHI!!!?

Time for a Dr. Uzumaki Phil talk no jutsu Maury session for Salad!

Seriously though, is this really such a bad thing? Salad now has the possibility for all sorts of crazy shit being an Uzumaki/Uchiha. Her value literally just SKYROCKETED genetically!

Its also possible that with Karin being the creepy bitch she is did some strange in utero shit with Sakura because of her obsession with Sasuke.

Still forget the salt, certain fans are going to need this. http://solidna-apteka.pl/image/cache/data/older/DSCF9339_LRG-500x500.jpg

I'm calling BS on this bit, but if its true then that statement alone has your answer. If the Ginkaku force were 10,000 strong there is no way Tobirama would have been a sufficient decoy to allow his group to escape, and this force is said to have killed him. So, based on simple math and logic A/Ay/Ei Sr. > Senju Tobirama based on how many people it took to supposedly kill them. As for completely outclassed, yeah, possibly. But Shikamaru beat Hiden. Both of these Raikage have shown to have rather piss poor temperments that lead to poor decision making skills. I mean A Jr. lost an arm because he really really wanted to punch Sasuke. While I may sympathize, its not a very smart decision for the leader to do that. Tobirama on the other hand is a genius. If he were outclassed, he'd just leave with FTG. Then, you know, if it were really that worth killing him would assassinate him like a ninja later.

No, this is one of the dumbest things Kishimoto did. He undid the dramatic effect of Gai's final assault by allowing Naruto to magically reassemble his body which was literally disintegrating. Ok, so Gai lives big whoop, but if Naruto can rebuild his ENTIRE body, and grow a new eye for Kakashi, why couldn't he rebuild his own arm, Sasuke's, or make Gai's leg better too? Ok, so we'll say that its a limit to his power. So, Tsunade can magically make new arms for Naruto and Sasuke out of Hashirama's DNA which seems to be more easily found than a nymphomaniac's. But....she can't/won't make a new leg for one of the most powerful jounin at her disposal.

The problem as you can see is threefold, he could have died as we expected and would have had the most dramatic effect, or two people with super god healing powers could have fixed him better because its been shown that they have with other people.

"Seelentau (Sysop • Translator)

So basically Kishimoto is a puppet and he got to decide shit about his own series. I thought that the manga was good until after the Pain arc (where one editor left), but seeing that even that editor was an influential idiot makes me dislike the manga up to the Pain arc as well."

I think Seel's comment from the Kobayashi interview sums it up nicely. Kishimoto just made crap up as he went. If people were to keep pressuring him on technical aspects, he's probably going to tap William Shatner and be like "get a life". I don't think this one can be put to rest with logic.

But we do know who the little critter is now!!!!

Behold, Uchiha Plankton!!!

http://www.illustratoratoms.com/AtomsNetwork/Files/1416/26.jpg

If this still ends up being Shisui, I'm going to be a very sad panda. This guy looks like he's from a Frank Miller film/comic. Seriously though, there are only a handful of them and they are going to attack the holy trinity of Narusus, Sasiah, and the Holy Fox Spirit? They must be out their mind.

I agree with Rachin's list but have a couple of other things to add.

Naruto - becomes god of ninja, but only ever uses different versions of Rasengan and Kage Bunshin

Kakashi - Copied and mastered over 1000 techniques, but relies on about 5, and starts spamming his one original move that he said was exclusively to assassinate people.

Minato - see Naruto but sub Kage Bunshin for FTG. Also, where the hell did sage mode come from?

Tsunade - 5th Hokage, yet utter crap compared to anyone else that's ever precedes, or takes the position after her.

Everyone in the Uchiha clan that's not Itachi that was in Konoha on the day of the massacre. - Really? Not one of you could have bothered to survive? Fugaku is like, 'its ok Itachi, do what you believe, your mom and I are just gonna sit here and let you gut us like pigs'.

Ponta - such raccoon, much wasted (end sarcasm)

For the love of god though, please stymie crap like "Goku x Naruto who would win!!!!?" Otherwise, yeah, knock yourself out...well not literally.

You'd think that Foxie, yet in the 15 years or however long its been now that we knew about the Uchiha Massacre, no one has ever really brought it up. Interesting that its only being thought of now. I mean we know that Karin was an Uzumaki and from the Grass Village originally, so whats to say that there aren't at least SOME Uchiha that either left before the creation of Konoha because they were tired of fighting, or afterwards. Not to mention that some could have just been out on a mission, heard crap went down, and probably thought it would be in their best interests to maybe not go back.

Minato 87, you open a shitcan of worms every time you make one of these celebrity death match posts. If you go back through the forums, you'll see Jiraiya vs. Orochimaru etc topics already made, and you can see how they devolved and the same questions were asked again and again. And before Sajuuk says something like I'm trying to back seat moderate the forums, that is NOT the point of my post. My point is that these types of topics usually very quickly into people flinging all sorts of crap back and forth. This is a "I'm imploring people to be peaceful type of post".

That said I'll give you the basic synopsis of how this one ends up every time.

Person A - Itachi beat Orochimaru but was afraid of engaging Jiraiya with Kisame with him Person B - Orochimaru was weaker then, different body, etc Person C - Orochimaru beat Jiraiya with no arms in the three way fight

What we do know is that they had a Naruto/Sasuke type of relationship and similarities in their power progressions. That being said, Orochimaru and Jiraiya are fairly evenly matched and the fight could go either way for a variety of possible reasons.

Ultimately though you can look at this, Jiraiya is dead Orochimaru is not. One has a stronger "survival" instinct than the other, while the other has a stronger "honor/duty" instinct.

Orochimaru is more tenacious at wanting to stay alive, so in the end he might lose the fight, but would probably win the war.

Chouji and Karui - "Hey Shikamaru, have you seen our kid?"

Shikamaru - "Yeah, I just sent them out of the village after the seventh who is secretly away on a clandestine mission to see Sasuke who reports being attacked by another guy with sharingan."

Karui - "Oh no you didn't"  ::waives finger with Michele Obama face::

Shikamaru - "Well you see, he forgot his lunch..."

Chouji - "Oh man, no wonder, you can't go out on a mission on an empty stomach!!"

Shikamaru - "RITE!?" (^_^)

Karui - "I'mma f***ing kill both of you"

One thing I don't get. Why did Shikamaru of all people let two kids with out an escort go "deliver lunch" to the freaking Hokage who is leaving secretly, because something dangerous is going on?

1. This puts those kids in danger 2. Does he honestly think they could ever catch up to Naruto?

Did Shikamaru just get dumb or something?

This is because Kishi realized that Chou Chou > rest of cast.

Thunder Salad, don't ship it, toss it.

Gonna be sad if staple eye guy is Shisui after all that shit with Obito.

Also, Chouchou -> Baika no hug!

All I know is that when this is over, there will be one group pointing fingers at the other and in their best Nelson Muntz voice will utter the iconic words... "ha ha!"

I think until named otherwise, that we go with Hisana's name for onion boy.