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<p>Kakashisologod wrote:
Whats the longest number in narutouniverse?106 :PPP
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<p>Jiraiya sensei. </p>
<p>Jiraiya sensei. </p>
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<p>Old joke, but a little different
Hinata: Fastest way to Naruto's heart?
Sasuke: Chidori! (http://i47.tinypic.com/35n9fua.jpg)
Hinata: Really?
Sasuke: You bet (http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2600/3676156946_b1e4f17ec6.jpg) </p>
Hinata: Fastest way to Naruto's heart?
Sasuke: Chidori! (http://i47.tinypic.com/35n9fua.jpg)
Hinata: Really?
Sasuke: You bet (http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2600/3676156946_b1e4f17ec6.jpg) </p>
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<p>After Obito's and Rin's "adventure"(you know what I meant).
Obito: And? How did you feel at that moment?
Rin: Just like you, intangible. </p>
Obito: And? How did you feel at that moment?
Rin: Just like you, intangible. </p>
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<p>How Naruto felt after One Thousand Years of Death?
He was a little butthurt. </p>
He was a little butthurt. </p>
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Your mom is so pretty that Naruto forgot about Sasuke when he saw her.
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<p>All of the Hokages and the strongest shinobis are from famous clans (Senju, Uzumaki, Sarutobi, Uchiha...).
Minato: Hey! What about me?
Conor Mcgregor: https://youtu.be/8cloOJMNjNE?t=10. </p>
Minato: Hey! What about me?
Conor Mcgregor: https://youtu.be/8cloOJMNjNE?t=10. </p>
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<p>The biggest village in Naruto?
Konoha, enough big for whole Akimichi clan. </p>
Konoha, enough big for whole Akimichi clan. </p>
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<p>Kakashisologod wrote:
I dont get this one,can u explain it to me?
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<p>On the academy other girls teased Sakura due to her large forehead. </p>
<p>On the academy other girls teased Sakura due to her large forehead. </p>
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<p>Cloudtheavenger wrote:
She even made Shikamaru marry her even though she's scarier than his mom and he finds his mother's personality terrifying.
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<p>Maybe because he was too scared to make a reasonable decision.
Did someone saw when Sakura kissed Naruto? I was trying to see something below forehead. </p>
<p>Maybe because he was too scared to make a reasonable decision.
Did someone saw when Sakura kissed Naruto? I was trying to see something below forehead. </p>
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<p>Rachin123 wrote:
So the Fourth Raikage bench presses daily and is obviously very muscular, but is outmatched in strength by Tsunade, whose arm is like 1/4 the size of his. In what world does that work out like that?
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<p>That's nothing, the strongest ninja along with all villagers barely stopped fox and 14 years old boy.
Temari has amazing power, she forced Shikamaru to do... something. </p>
<p>That's nothing, the strongest ninja along with all villagers barely stopped fox and 14 years old boy.
Temari has amazing power, she forced Shikamaru to do... something. </p>
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<p>Naruto: Iruka-sensei, will I be ever on Sasuke's level.
Iruka: No, but you'll be so close, almost enough to kiss him.
</p> <div class="quote"><i> <p>Georgio722 wrote: Goku: I have <i>Super Saiyan Blue</i>...
Vegeta: Same.
Goku: ...plus Kaio-ken.
Vegeta: Kaio-what? </p><p>Naruto: I have <i>Six Paths Sage Mode</i>...
Sasuke: I have <i>Rinnegan</i>.
Naruto: ...plus Kurama.
Sasuke: I'm leaving Konoha. </p><p>Hashirama: I have <i>Senju Sage Mode</i>...
Madara: I have <i>Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan</i>.
Hashirama: ...plus <i>Wood Release</i>.
Madara: HASHIRAMA! </p><p>Hashirama: I have <i>Wood Release</i>...
Madara: I now have Kurama.
Hashirama: ...plus a wife.
Madara: HASHIRAMA! </p> </i></div>
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Obito: I have Kamui
Kakashi: I have Kamui too
Obito: plus a father
Kakashi: CHIDORI!!! </p>
Iruka: No, but you'll be so close, almost enough to kiss him.
</p> <div class="quote"><i> <p>Georgio722 wrote: Goku: I have <i>Super Saiyan Blue</i>...
Vegeta: Same.
Goku: ...plus Kaio-ken.
Vegeta: Kaio-what? </p><p>Naruto: I have <i>Six Paths Sage Mode</i>...
Sasuke: I have <i>Rinnegan</i>.
Naruto: ...plus Kurama.
Sasuke: I'm leaving Konoha. </p><p>Hashirama: I have <i>Senju Sage Mode</i>...
Madara: I have <i>Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan</i>.
Hashirama: ...plus <i>Wood Release</i>.
Madara: HASHIRAMA! </p><p>Hashirama: I have <i>Wood Release</i>...
Madara: I now have Kurama.
Hashirama: ...plus a wife.
Madara: HASHIRAMA! </p> </i></div>
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Obito: I have Kamui
Kakashi: I have Kamui too
Obito: plus a father
Kakashi: CHIDORI!!! </p>
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<p>Gavin The Otter wrote:
...some schools have classes dedicated to sexual education?
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<p>Yes and the teacher really likes his job. But they are like scientists, they always do the research and note the quality. </p>
<p>Yes and the teacher really likes his job. But they are like scientists, they always do the research and note the quality. </p>
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<p>Naruto...
The majority doesn't like Oro, but Jiraiya is one of the favorite characters.
Kishimoto: I'll revive Oro and kill Jiraiya.
We hate pain
Kishimoto: He'll kill Jiraiya
Nagato is very good dude
Kishimoto: He'll die
Itachi and Nagato are best Akatsuki members
Kishimoto: I need to do something about that
Sakura is useless
Kishimoto: I guess I have to kill Neji </p>
The majority doesn't like Oro, but Jiraiya is one of the favorite characters.
Kishimoto: I'll revive Oro and kill Jiraiya.
We hate pain
Kishimoto: He'll kill Jiraiya
Nagato is very good dude
Kishimoto: He'll die
Itachi and Nagato are best Akatsuki members
Kishimoto: I need to do something about that
Sakura is useless
Kishimoto: I guess I have to kill Neji </p>
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<p>Sasuke: Sakura, do you love me?
Sakura: Yes.
Sasuke: I love me too, let's get married.
The most effective jutsu against Danzo?
Shadow possession jutsu. </p>
Sakura: Yes.
Sasuke: I love me too, let's get married.
The most effective jutsu against Danzo?
Shadow possession jutsu. </p>
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<p>Thekillman wrote:
Shouldn't it be "got 99 problems"?
</p><p>Naruto: I got 99 problems, and 98 are sasuke.
Sakura: What's the last one?
Naruto: You.
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<p>I found different meme (probably he said 99 problems, not plenty, but Sakura wasn't included). </p>
Sakura: What's the last one?
Naruto: You.
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<p>I found different meme (probably he said 99 problems, not plenty, but Sakura wasn't included). </p>
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