All posts by AsianFishTacos

<p>I have a few jokes if it's alright
Obito, Tobi, and Madara all walk into a bar. He orders a drink. (Not the best one)
Saw these next two in memes:
Naruto: I have 99 problems and Sasuke is all of them.

Sasuke: My entire clan is dead. I hate everyone and everything.
Vegeta: My entire race is dead. Pity I have no f***s to spare.
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<p>Team 2
Here's how I see it playing out:
Sasuke and Orochimaru deal with Kabuto, who even in sage mode can't handle them both, and Jugo and Kimimaro slaughter Sound 4. It was even said that Kimimaro could destroy all 4 of them, but Jugo is just extra spice. Later, the two help Sasuke and Orochi in killing Kabuto. </p>

<p>I mean, this isn't the best way to say it, but Jugo was able to stay alive when fighting Sasuke and Suigetsu. Kid Gaara was defeated by Kid Sasuke, and Shippuden Sasuke > Kid Sasuke. </p>

<p>I think its already been established that Madara is one of the strongest characters (If not THE strongest) in the Narutoverse, but this is Hokages vs Guy, not Madara vs whoever tf we can name. Sorry if I sound like a cranky old man xD </p>

<p>Could we please get back to the topic at hand?
Also, Reaper is correct, I only said that he had no repercussions from the 8 gates, but Night Guy's recoil isn't included in that. </p>

<div class="quote"><i> <p>Lorenzo.r.1st wrote: oh, did take his sharigan away.. or I meant to.. and the "kurama in half" is just minato separating kurama's chakra into 2 parts (yin/yang), since kurama is a bijuu, and bijuu, although they are physical and conscious beings, are still primarily made of chakra, so it wasn't that hard </p> </i></div>
<p>Still, half died with Minato. </p>

<p>Sasuke takes this imo
Old man may have experience but Sasuke has learned a LOT in these few years. Also, Kusanagi. </p>

<p>Well I mean, the way you're putting this is that Sasuke and Naruto swap places. Which means that Sasuke wins. And IDK how you can just split Kurama in half. You can put Yin and Yang parts, although one of them died with Minato. Also, ignoring all these holes, we need to remember that Sasuke still has standard Sharingan (You never took that away), which would help him copy techniques like shadow clones and rasengan. Bada bing bada boom, the Uchiha wins. </p>

<p>Imo, Madara still stomps here. EMS is just too overpowered when we're talking about the Antichrist of Naruto who is also the guy that literally can go toe-to-toe with the first Hokage, while Orochimaru had trouble with the seventh as a teen. </p>

<p>So this probably isn't the best way to put this, as this is game content, but in the Naruto Online MMO, the land of Iron is way up north from Konoha. The thing with the mountains is true though. </p>

<p>1. I think Naruto has Senju chakra but is an Uzumaki
2. Tsunade is senju confirmed, she is directly related to Hashirama (Granddaughter)
3. Yes
4. By blood, yes </p>

<p>This isn't as much of a joke as more of a scenario
Picture Madara Uchiha prime vs the fisherman boy from the very beginning of the Tazuna arc.
Hilarious how fast that battle would be. </p>

<p>Okay then how about Guy vs the Hokages up till the 6th all at once?
1v6 and the no recoil and immunity to 8th gate death still apply
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<div class="quote"><i> <p>Ravenlot 27 wrote: You should specipy if you really do mean all the known Hokages, since it would include 7 people with Naruto also present, you know. I try not to underrestimate the power of the 8 gates Guy, but all the Hokage at once would be too much even for him. In the case the 8-Gates time limit is still kept, then some of Hokage should survive one way or another, if not all of them. Would be more of a struggle if Guy can keep the 8-Gates mode permanently here, but even then, all the Hokage together should find the way to take him down for sure. </p> </i></div>
<p>I don't think I was clear in my question, was I? Sorry about that! I meant that Guy fought each Hokage individually and he suffered no damage from recoil. He also does use it permanently and the Hokages go up to Naruto. </p>