Hinata x Naruto - Not unexpected, but also crap how we never see how NaruSaku ended up. Hinata is a peach and he nabbed the best girl in the group. As for the kids...no byakugan, really!? Not even one of them!? I was so looking forward to Bolt making clones in a circle around him with rasengans all around running in a circle screaming Rasenkaiten! And Himawari making 63 clones to use Divine 64 children single palm strike each attack!
Sasuke x Sakura - The birth of a new Uchiha ichizoku begins with their daughter...Salad. I'm sorry, did I read that right? You fucking named your kid after a usually cold dish of raw fruits and vegetables occasionally covered in dressing? Kirakira names exist EVEN in the world of Naruto. At least they didn't name her "Pikachu" = Light + Space. Also, the sole heir to the sharingan wears glasses, this does not bode well.
Shikamaru x Temari - For a smart guy, he really is a stupid bitch. Have fun with the rest of your miserable life Shikamaru. Also, your kid is unoriginal, woo.
Choji x Karui - 100% approved! Black chicks dig fluffies. Also, +1 for Chouji's totally thug pimp ass look. Karui is far from the worst chick he coulda hooked up with. Also, their daughter is this <snip>
Ino x Sai - Ino is a superficial bitch that wanted Sasuke because of his good looks/coolness whatever. Since Ino is second best to Sakura, she settled for Sasuke's replacement on the team. Sai is just happy to make someone smile, since that is the depth of his emotional profile. Hope Ino likes dick jokes, and that her husband can wear her tops better than her. Makes perfect sense, way to go Kishimoto.
Tenten x weapons - Well, not much in the weapon bus...but I bet she could market some ninja "personal massagers" real well! Shame, Tenten looks like she needs one herself too since Neji is worm shit.
Rock Lee x Cellular Mitosis - through hard work and perseverance Lee managed to spawn his own son since he was unable to woo anyone ever. (Hey, it worked for Shmi Skywalker). If not, whoever the mystery woman is, must be a total nympho, because I'm sure sex is like just another form of training for Lee. Asakujaku takes on a whole new meaning now...
Kurenai x Memories - Well, Kurenai is an old maid apparantly. Do people not remarry or divorce in this world? Also, their kid is a girl, so she's doomed to mediocrity due to the author's portrayal of females. Also, she has no name...